Wednesday, July 27, 2005
Wadded Panties Cause Uncomfortable Rashes
Don't you just love people who react to anything by immediately diving into a huge attitude problem? They may get quiet, or loud. They may call you names or never call you again. Some get so out of shape that it borders a medical emergency to remove the wad. We have all had wedgies and understand how they can be uncomfortable. But wedgies and wadded panties are two different situations. Wedgies are usually unwanted and unintended. Wadded panties are usually people taking themselves way too seriously. So do you suffer from a wad or a wedgie? Intended or unwanted? Self-centered or victim of circumstance? Wadded panties, when worn that way too long, can cause unconfortable rashes. It is uncomfortable for the person with the wad and the people watching them walk around like they just got off a horse.
Wednesday, July 20, 2005
Words
Books are an ingenious invention that make the best use of words. They can take our imaginations further than we alone could ever go. They can spark conversations that can be debated for hours and days. Books can collect dust better than any solid matter ever. They can educate, make us cry, change our view of life itself. But why? Do words have that powerful an effect? We see people break up through the mail, or now through email. We see contracts that if not followed to the last letter, can be nullified immediately. Magazines, newspapers, billboards, even some TV ads use words to persuade the reader. We have an entire book devoted to defining words. We have lanuages so we can communicate using words. But as the most intelligent being created we suck at our use of this intelligent gift. We argue, slander, gossip, create excuses, and lie. From the same mouth we praise God and curse man... Why? So my question is this...what do your words say about you? Are they constantly referring back to yourself? Do you attract people or repel them? Do the words in your conversations honor the God you say serve or do they make others wonder if you know God at all?
Hmmmm. Ouch.
Hmmmm. Ouch.
Thursday, July 14, 2005
Janiey-waniey-boo-boo-boo
Some things that make me crazy is that people do not appreciate what they have. Like their vehicles, houses, pets, parents, and etc... But the one thing I cannot understand is why people do not appreciate their names. Your mama worked hard to get you into the world and then had to think of a name! And all you do is shorten and mutilate it until it sounds like some gibberish adults use to talk to babies. Some may like to be refered to as a child, but I think grown ups should talk to each other with sense. Most of you think this is just a grip because I do not use and unintelligable name to refer to myself, but I have been bellowed at using a different name. It was from a 1 year old. Point made. Even the Bible talks about putting childish talk away to become mature. Make your mama proud and don't mock the efforts she made in childbirth. Use your name!
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